An Ode to Hormones

Where were you when I needed you, you angry pissy lot

For when I needed you most, about me you forgot

You showed up when life was simple, and complicated it became

For after you butted in nothing would ever be the same

I went from just a kid, to a girl that the boys noticed

Oh the trouble you could get in, as if the devil had wrote it

My teens passed by with out a mark, but the fun was just begining

For in my twenties a battle with my will and mostly you were winning

At first sight of Brad oh how you did surge, to signal that you did approve

I had no clue that my heart would agree and cross country we would move

One thing you got right was when with Brad we all mixed

Now Turner we have and a better son I couldn't have picked

Gone are my teens when you made me feel like I should be flirtin

Now I know you've shown up when my boobs go to hurtin

By the way, have I thanked you for every zit and pimple

I guess you thought decorations should be added to my body, my temple

So hear my plea and please balance out, I'm tired of being pissy and sweating

For when you are out of whack I'm a little nuts and I do way too much fretting

I have enough on my mind with out your chemicals a brewin

So get back to "good", before my mental state is forever ruined