I know Christmas is long gone, but I can't get this tune out of my head "Rain drops on roses and wiskers on kittens..." But here's my version:
Pee stains on toilets
and scum in my tub
Pre-treating poop stains
and tile floors I should scrub
Brad's shirt collars have nasty rings
These area few of my most hated things
Too many shirts to press
and not enough time
Dust on every shelf
and my kitchen's full of grime
Yellow work gloves on my hands and I can't wear my bling
These are a few of my most hated things
When I get hugs
When the babes smile
When I'm feeling glad
I simply remember why I do all the work
and then I don't feel so bad
If my mind didn't work on such trivial, silly things I may be able to accomplish something once in a while. There is a sneaky idea thief reading this somewhere. Just watch, the new Broadway musical "Pee stains on toilets.." will be wining Tony awards in a year or so. Then it'll go on to star Patricia Heaton in a movie adaptation and bring in eighty million it's opening week. Well you heard it here first, it's what on my twisted mind. Now off to scrub some floors.
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